Monday, December 31, 2007
Thursday, December 27, 2007
oh my love!
are you stuck on what to get me for either Christmas or my birthday - well here is a perfect picture of what I would rather enjoy more than anything you could possibly give me. *yes, this out does your cookies grandma*. This my friends, is a beautiful, graceful, absolutly perfect 1969 camaro SS, in aboslute amazing condition. I'm not even a red person, but look how freakin' sexy this is?! Who wouldn't want to do it over the hood of this car?! I know this post is a few days late... I'm sorry, I forgot to hit post and it was in my drafts :( stupid slut!
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
the 'slut penguin'
4 oz. mango parrot bay
1 oz. vodka
2 oz. pinapple juice
blended throughly with ice
top off with whipped cream, slice of lime, and 2 cherries.
*is to be served in a daiquiri glass, with an umbrella*
please remember to play save... always designate a driver and drink in moderation
1 oz. vodka
2 oz. pinapple juice
blended throughly with ice
top off with whipped cream, slice of lime, and 2 cherries.
*is to be served in a daiquiri glass, with an umbrella*
please remember to play save... always designate a driver and drink in moderation
'it's a bug'
Ughhhh… I don’t fucking feel well :(…
My head, stomach, sinuses, and body hurt.
I’m freezing, but sweating with a fever averaging 101.
and I’m starving, but feel so fucking nauseous that I can’t eat… and it’s all really starting to annoy me. Everybody’s had this ‘bug’, theirs lasted 24 hours, mine’s still going. They didn’t have a cough or sinuses or a head ache… I do. I fucking hate my immune system!
I’m whiney, needy, clingy, and dramatic when I’m sick, and I’m actually starting to annoy myself. My eyes won’t stay open for more that about 2 minutes, and my legs feel like they’re being crushed. If I lay on my back, I stop breathing; literally, because it feels like my chest is being crushed in by 10 thousand fucking cars, all condensed into one giant block! And to top it off I’m PMSing like a son of a bitch!
So, I’ve decided to make two lists. One of what you can, and are encouraged to do, and one of which you are discouraged from doing, and will probably be killed for doing. Along with a bit of a rant about when doctors say ‘it’s a bug’ or ‘give it time’ and what not.
LISTS
GOOD
~ sending Tori a box of delicious MILK chocolates for when she gets better. *remember, I’m allergic so make it small amounts :D*
~ send me some beautiful, FRESH roses. *either in a nice, plastic wrap or a funky vase ;)*
~ bring me some freaking yummy home made chicken noodle soup. *little or no pepper… and a bay leaf for flavoring please :)* with crackers please.
~ get me some yummy popsicles *grape and cherry are my favorite… and no sugar free shit, those taste funky*
~ get me a get well card or something simple just to make me smile :) *what can I say, my face hurts from not smiling*
~ a sweet little get well message ;) *hint, hint* :P
~ anything else you THINK I’ll like…
BAD
+ don’t say stupid things, ignorant things, arrogant things, or just plain rude things.
+ don’t call me names, make fun of me for being stupid, or act like an ass because you find my misery fucking hilarious.
+ don’t expect me to have a witty answer, a smart answer or an answer in general
+ don’t cause my eyes to bleed because I read your stupidity, that annoys me when I’m not sick.
+ ignore the fact I’m whiney, clingy, needy and what not, and just make me feel better.
+ DON’T tell me that I’m whiney, clingy or needy – that’ll just make Tori angry
+ also, don’t say anything negative or even positive about me talking in the third person, it annoys me already, pointing it out will just make me aggressive.
+ ignore me if I’m being a bitch, I’m not doing it on purpose
… but most of all, just love me!...
I will apologize for something, be convinced I’m dying, and insist you listen to my last words to you… just accept it, don’t go on and on about how I’m not going to die… I’m stupid when I’m sick and over emotional.
<~RANT~>
Okay – so when I go to the doctor, I want an answer to why I’m sick… normal right? Well, telling me ‘it’s a bug’, even just mentioning the word BUG is an annoyance enough, but when you can’t give me an answer to what it is. When you tell me, it’ll go away on it’s own… THAT pisses me off. And not so much when you’re telling me as me, but when you’re telling me as a PARENT. I want answers. My babies are sick, and you’re talking about fucking bugs. What kind of bug? Ant, cockroach, mosquito? What the fuck is it.
You went to school for how many? Eight years? And you can’t give me an answer. Common symptoms do NOT help, and telling me it usually goes away after so long doesn’t make me feel better. I want results, not stupid answers I could’ve come up with by myself at home! You’re a fucking doctor, it’s your job to help me, not give me some answer because you simply don’t know.
I’d rather hear you don’t know what’s wrong than for you to give me an answer that I get every time I’m sick. Last time I ended up hospitalized with phnemonia you told ME that. My son ended up hospitalized for his lungs not functioning properly… YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A BUG!
And I swear, any doctor ever tells me ‘…you know…’ again, I swear to Jahova, I’m going to go postal. I’m not even joking. NO, I don’t fucking know, educate me! You’re the one that went to school to be able to take care of this issue!!! You bastard!
< / RANT >
~+~keep in mind, that I am sick, so if this is distorted and doesn’t make sense, it’s not my fault… blame the fever!~+~
My head, stomach, sinuses, and body hurt.
I’m freezing, but sweating with a fever averaging 101.
and I’m starving, but feel so fucking nauseous that I can’t eat… and it’s all really starting to annoy me. Everybody’s had this ‘bug’, theirs lasted 24 hours, mine’s still going. They didn’t have a cough or sinuses or a head ache… I do. I fucking hate my immune system!
I’m whiney, needy, clingy, and dramatic when I’m sick, and I’m actually starting to annoy myself. My eyes won’t stay open for more that about 2 minutes, and my legs feel like they’re being crushed. If I lay on my back, I stop breathing; literally, because it feels like my chest is being crushed in by 10 thousand fucking cars, all condensed into one giant block! And to top it off I’m PMSing like a son of a bitch!
So, I’ve decided to make two lists. One of what you can, and are encouraged to do, and one of which you are discouraged from doing, and will probably be killed for doing. Along with a bit of a rant about when doctors say ‘it’s a bug’ or ‘give it time’ and what not.
LISTS
GOOD
~ sending Tori a box of delicious MILK chocolates for when she gets better. *remember, I’m allergic so make it small amounts :D*
~ send me some beautiful, FRESH roses. *either in a nice, plastic wrap or a funky vase ;)*
~ bring me some freaking yummy home made chicken noodle soup. *little or no pepper… and a bay leaf for flavoring please :)* with crackers please.
~ get me some yummy popsicles *grape and cherry are my favorite… and no sugar free shit, those taste funky*
~ get me a get well card or something simple just to make me smile :) *what can I say, my face hurts from not smiling*
~ a sweet little get well message ;) *hint, hint* :P
~ anything else you THINK I’ll like…
BAD
+ don’t say stupid things, ignorant things, arrogant things, or just plain rude things.
+ don’t call me names, make fun of me for being stupid, or act like an ass because you find my misery fucking hilarious.
+ don’t expect me to have a witty answer, a smart answer or an answer in general
+ don’t cause my eyes to bleed because I read your stupidity, that annoys me when I’m not sick.
+ ignore the fact I’m whiney, clingy, needy and what not, and just make me feel better.
+ DON’T tell me that I’m whiney, clingy or needy – that’ll just make Tori angry
+ also, don’t say anything negative or even positive about me talking in the third person, it annoys me already, pointing it out will just make me aggressive.
+ ignore me if I’m being a bitch, I’m not doing it on purpose
… but most of all, just love me!...
I will apologize for something, be convinced I’m dying, and insist you listen to my last words to you… just accept it, don’t go on and on about how I’m not going to die… I’m stupid when I’m sick and over emotional.
<~RANT~>
Okay – so when I go to the doctor, I want an answer to why I’m sick… normal right? Well, telling me ‘it’s a bug’, even just mentioning the word BUG is an annoyance enough, but when you can’t give me an answer to what it is. When you tell me, it’ll go away on it’s own… THAT pisses me off. And not so much when you’re telling me as me, but when you’re telling me as a PARENT. I want answers. My babies are sick, and you’re talking about fucking bugs. What kind of bug? Ant, cockroach, mosquito? What the fuck is it.
You went to school for how many? Eight years? And you can’t give me an answer. Common symptoms do NOT help, and telling me it usually goes away after so long doesn’t make me feel better. I want results, not stupid answers I could’ve come up with by myself at home! You’re a fucking doctor, it’s your job to help me, not give me some answer because you simply don’t know.
I’d rather hear you don’t know what’s wrong than for you to give me an answer that I get every time I’m sick. Last time I ended up hospitalized with phnemonia you told ME that. My son ended up hospitalized for his lungs not functioning properly… YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A BUG!
And I swear, any doctor ever tells me ‘…you know…’ again, I swear to Jahova, I’m going to go postal. I’m not even joking. NO, I don’t fucking know, educate me! You’re the one that went to school to be able to take care of this issue!!! You bastard!
< / RANT >
~+~keep in mind, that I am sick, so if this is distorted and doesn’t make sense, it’s not my fault… blame the fever!~+~
Friday, December 21, 2007
baby fat
I've come to the rationalization that I absolutely hate... let me rephrase that... LOATHE people who say they're working on losing their "baby fat". It's not all people, just certain ones. Like, the ones that are...
hate loathe these people? because they refuse to give in and admit they're simply fat. There's nothing wrong with being fat... there's easily 1 in 3 Americans that are obese with you... you're normal. BE HAPPY! They have no intention of exercising, they have no intention of truly dieting... they say it so they don't look like a complete fat ass!
While, I, just 5 months after given birth, have given in and accepted I am fat because these people are still "working on losing their baby fat" 25 years after the birth of their LAST child!
so - I have made this an unwritten rule... if your "baby" is past 12 months, you DO NOT have "baby fat" you're simply FAT. ***however - remember, you are still able to lose your 'fat'... you're just not losing 'baby fat' anymore ;)***
- 2x the size they were when they are ACTUALLY pregnant!
- when their "baby" is 9 fucking years old
- when they eat a minimum of 2 big macs a day
- when you say gym, they respond with "ew."
- the work-out videos they bought while pregnant and intended to use are still wrapped... 9 months after birth
- when they say they get 'exhausted' by having to move back and forth to change the channel on their t.v. because the batteries died.
While, I, just 5 months after given birth, have given in and accepted I am fat because these people are still "working on losing their baby fat" 25 years after the birth of their LAST child!
so - I have made this an unwritten rule... if your "baby" is past 12 months, you DO NOT have "baby fat" you're simply FAT. ***however - remember, you are still able to lose your 'fat'... you're just not losing 'baby fat' anymore ;)***
Thursday, December 20, 2007
7 deadly sins
| Wrath | |
|---|---|
| Who did you last get angry with? | adam |
| What is your weapon of choice? | 9 mm hand gun |
| Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? | you bet |
| How about the same sex? | if she hit me first |
| Who was the last person who got really angry at you? | adam |
| What is your pet peeve? | stupidity |
| Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? | depends |
| Sloth | |
| What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? | clean |
| What is the latest you've ever woken up? | 5 pm |
| Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? | Kayla |
| What is the last lame excuse that you made? | my lupus is killing me |
| Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? | when I can't sleep |
| How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? | I didn't... usually about 5 times though |
| Gluttony | |
| What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? | uh... water? |
| Are you a meat eater? | yeah |
| What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? | a lot |
| Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? | yes |
| Do you enjoy candy and sweets? | sometimes |
| Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? | none of the above. |
| Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? | uhm. no |
| Greed | |
| How many credit cards do you own? | 4 |
| If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? | pay off my studen loans, buy a house, buy a new car.... then I'd be out of money :( |
| Would you rather be rich or famous? | anonymously rich. |
| Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? | no |
| Pride | |
| What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? | kids |
| What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? | kids |
| What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? | owning my own business |
| Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? | sometimes |
| Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? | yes |
| Have you ever cheated to get a better score? | no |
| What did you do today that you're proud of? | nothing |
| Lust | |
| How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? | I don't know |
| How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? | why is being a stripper excluded? and I don't know |
| Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? | yes |
| What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? | chest/stomach |
| Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? | yes |
| Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? | no |
| Envy | |
| What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? | nothing |
| Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? | nobody |
| If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? | me |
| Have you ever been cheated on? | yes |
| Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? | yup |
| What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? | nothing |
| What deadly sin... | |
| Do you do the most often? | lust and wrath |
| Do you do the least often? | envy |
| Is your favorite to act on? | lust |
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75 random questions
Do you have any pets?
yes
What color shirt are you wearing?
green
Name three things that are physically close to you:
laptop, mouse, pen
What is the last book you read?
blood money
Are you or were you a good student?
kind of
What's your favorite sport?
boxing
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
who doesn't?
What's the weather like right now?
cold
Who tells the best jokes?
hmm... nate
What was the last thing you dreamed about?
owning my own business
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
yes. wasn't my fault
Do you believe in karma?
yes
Do you believe in luck?
kind of
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
sunny side up
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
not telling
Are you proud of yourself?
sometimes
Are you reliable?
yes... unless you want me to be on time
Have you ever given money to a bum?
yes
What's your favorite food?
fried rice
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
i guess... he was creepy and not very secrative
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
no
Do like to draw?
I don't
What's your favorite invention?
uh... indoor toilets
Is your room messy?
kind of
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
depends
Do you give in easily?
no. I'm a stubborn bitch.
Are you a good guesser?
no
Can you read other people's expressions?
yes
Are you a bully?
probably
Do you have a job?
yes
What time did you wake up this morning?
like... 2 pm
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
cereal
When was the last time you showered?
last night
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
working
What's your favorite day of the week and why?
sunday - I get paid and the next 4 days I have off
Do you have any nicknames?
sure
Have you ever been scuba diving?
in my bathtub
What's your least favorite color?
uhm... not sure
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
no
Would you ever go skydiving?
yes
What toothpaste do you use?
crest
Do you enjoy challenges?
yes
What's the worst injury you have had?
broken ribs
What's the last movie you saw?
dodgeball
What do you want to know about the future?
how it's going to work out
What does your last text message say?
I don't text.
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Cari
What's your favorite school subject?
history
What's your least favorite school subject?
math
Would you rather have money or love?
love
What is your dream vacation?
traveling the world
What is your favorite animal?
uhm. wolves are pretty snazzy
Do you miss anyone right now?
yes
What's the last sporting event you watched?
football
Do you need to do laundry?
yes
Do you listen to the radio?
sometimes
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
school
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
get pissed
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
no... if you touch their wings they can't fly
What color are your bed sheets?
blue
What's your ringtone?
I don't know
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
hugh laurie count?
Do you have any obsessions right now?
sharpies like always
Do you like things that glow in the dark?
yes
What's your favorite fruity scent?
green apple
Do you watch cartoons?
I'm a parent. duh
Have you ever sat on a roof?
yes
Have you ever been to a different country?
yes
Name three things in the world you dislike:
people, photosythesis and arrogant assholes
Name three people in the world you dislike:
no.
Has a rumor even been spread about you?
yes
Do you like sushi?
yup
Do you believe in magic?
kind of
Do you hold grudges?
sometimes.
yes
What color shirt are you wearing?
green
Name three things that are physically close to you:
laptop, mouse, pen
What is the last book you read?
blood money
Are you or were you a good student?
kind of
What's your favorite sport?
boxing
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
who doesn't?
What's the weather like right now?
cold
Who tells the best jokes?
hmm... nate
What was the last thing you dreamed about?
owning my own business
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
yes. wasn't my fault
Do you believe in karma?
yes
Do you believe in luck?
kind of
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
sunny side up
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
not telling
Are you proud of yourself?
sometimes
Are you reliable?
yes... unless you want me to be on time
Have you ever given money to a bum?
yes
What's your favorite food?
fried rice
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
i guess... he was creepy and not very secrative
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
no
Do like to draw?
I don't
What's your favorite invention?
uh... indoor toilets
Is your room messy?
kind of
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
depends
Do you give in easily?
no. I'm a stubborn bitch.
Are you a good guesser?
no
Can you read other people's expressions?
yes
Are you a bully?
probably
Do you have a job?
yes
What time did you wake up this morning?
like... 2 pm
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
cereal
When was the last time you showered?
last night
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
working
What's your favorite day of the week and why?
sunday - I get paid and the next 4 days I have off
Do you have any nicknames?
sure
Have you ever been scuba diving?
in my bathtub
What's your least favorite color?
uhm... not sure
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
no
Would you ever go skydiving?
yes
What toothpaste do you use?
crest
Do you enjoy challenges?
yes
What's the worst injury you have had?
broken ribs
What's the last movie you saw?
dodgeball
What do you want to know about the future?
how it's going to work out
What does your last text message say?
I don't text.
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Cari
What's your favorite school subject?
history
What's your least favorite school subject?
math
Would you rather have money or love?
love
What is your dream vacation?
traveling the world
What is your favorite animal?
uhm. wolves are pretty snazzy
Do you miss anyone right now?
yes
What's the last sporting event you watched?
football
Do you need to do laundry?
yes
Do you listen to the radio?
sometimes
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
school
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
get pissed
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
no... if you touch their wings they can't fly
What color are your bed sheets?
blue
What's your ringtone?
I don't know
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
hugh laurie count?
Do you have any obsessions right now?
sharpies like always
Do you like things that glow in the dark?
yes
What's your favorite fruity scent?
green apple
Do you watch cartoons?
I'm a parent. duh
Have you ever sat on a roof?
yes
Have you ever been to a different country?
yes
Name three things in the world you dislike:
people, photosythesis and arrogant assholes
Name three people in the world you dislike:
no.
Has a rumor even been spread about you?
yes
Do you like sushi?
yup
Do you believe in magic?
kind of
Do you hold grudges?
sometimes.
fucking hell.
| Basics: | |
|---|---|
| Name: | tori |
| Date of Birth: | may 3, 1989 |
| Birthplace: | cheboygan |
| Current Location: | mackinaw city |
| Eye Color: | blue |
| Hair Color: | strawberry blond |
| Height: | 5'6'' |
| Heritage: | irish, english, german, hungarian |
| Piercings: | yes |
| Tattoos: | yes |
| Favourite: | |
| Band/Singer: | chad kroger |
| Song: | animals |
| Movie: | |
| Disney Movie: | beauty and the beast |
| TV show: | house m.d. |
| Color: | blue |
| Food: | fried rice |
| Pizza topping: | pepperoni and mushroom |
| Ice-Cream Flavor: | cake batter |
| Drink (alcoholic): | smirnoff ice |
| Soda: | dr. pepper |
| Store: | hmm... online |
| Clothing Brand: | comfy |
| Shoe Brand: | k*swiss |
| Season: | autumn |
| Month: | september |
| Holiday/Festival: | 4th of july/independance day |
| Flower: | roses or lillies |
| Make-Up Item: | lipgloss - chap stick - lipstick |
| Board game: | none. |
| This or That | |
| Sunny or rainy: | both |
| Chocolate or vanilla: | neither |
| Fruit or veggie: | depends |
| Night or day: | depends |
| Sour or sweet: | both |
| Love or money: | love |
| Phone or in person: | in person... unless I don't like them |
| Looks or personality: | personality |
| Coffee or tea: | tea |
| Hot or cold: | comfortable |
| Your: | |
| Goal for this year: | get a life plan |
| Most missed memory: | innocence |
| Best physical feature: | eyes |
| First thought waking up: | fucking hell |
| Hypothetical personality disorder: | :O what? |
| Preferred type of plastic surgery: | boobs |
| Sesame street alter ego: | cookie monster |
| Fairytale alter ego: | what the fuck? |
| Most stupid remark: | I have balls to dick. |
| Worst crime: | being a slut |
| Greatest ambition: | like... what motivates me? or best thing I've tried doing? |
| Greatest fear: | eggplant |
| Darkest secret: | I don't have one |
| Favorite subject: | history |
| Strangest received gift: | don't ask |
| Worst habit: | hating |
| Do You: | |
| Smoke: | sometimes |
| Drink: | sometimes |
| Curse: | fuck no |
| Shower daily: | yes |
| Like thunderstorms: | sometimes |
| Dance in the rain: | sometimes |
| Sing: | sometimes |
| Play an instrument: | yes |
| Get along with your parents: | usually |
| Wish on stars: | meh |
| Believe in fate: | kind of - but I believe it's changable |
| Believe in love at first sight: | yes... there's a word for that... LUST |
| Can You: | |
| Drive: | yes |
| Sew: | yes |
| Cook: | no |
| Speak another language: | somewhat |
| Dance: | no |
| Sing: | kind of |
| Touch your nose with your tongue: | no. *is it bad that I just tried?* |
| Whistle: | not really |
| Curl your tongue: | yes |
| Have You Ever: | |
| Been Drunk: | yes |
| Been Stoned/High: | not really |
| Eaten Sushi: | yes |
| Been in Love: | yup |
| Skipped school: | yea |
| Made prank calls: | when I was like... 11 |
| Sent someone a love letter: | I wrote it... does that count? |
| Stolen something: | not that I recall |
| Cried yourself to sleep: | yes |
| Other Questions: | |
| What annoys you most in a person? | stupidity |
| Are you right or left handed? | both |
| What is your bedtime? | when I fall asleep |
| Name three things you can't live without: | air, food, water |
| What is the color of your room? | white |
| Do you have any siblings? | yes |
| Do you have any pets? | yes |
| Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? | I'd kill someone I hate if I was promised not to go to prison |
| What is you middle name? | margaret |
| What are you nicknames? | sure |
| Are you for or against gay marriage? | no |
| What are your thoughts on abortion? | you don't have a baby |
| Do you have a crush on anyone? | no |
| Are you afraid of the dark? | sometimes |
| How do you want to die? | old and painlessly |
| What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? | a lot |
| Would you take a bullet for the one you love? | probably |
| What is the last law you’ve broken? | underage drinking |
| In a Member of the Opposite Sex: | |
| Hair color: | blond or black |
| Eye color: | blue |
| Height | 5'10'' - 6' |
| Weight | normal looking |
| Most important physical feature: | face |
| Biggest turn-off | arrogance |
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!theultimatepie
I have never in my life hated someone like I do now. On deviantART I hate this "guy" that goes by ~theultimatepie. now for the story..
what sparked this hate?
He left a comment on my page saying "nice to meet you fellow forum whore"okay - that's all fine and dandy and what not - but when I went to his page, his number of forum posts was 21. How is that whoring?! That's whoring if it took place is 5 minutes, MAYBE 10... but no, he's been a deviant since October 5, 2007, and now he's calling himself a forum whore. we whores work hard to make a name for ourselfs... and really - I'm not even a whore!
what ELSE sparked this hate?
what sparked this hate?
He left a comment on my page saying "nice to meet you fellow forum whore"okay - that's all fine and dandy and what not - but when I went to his page, his number of forum posts was 21. How is that whoring?! That's whoring if it took place is 5 minutes, MAYBE 10... but no, he's been a deviant since October 5, 2007, and now he's calling himself a forum whore. we whores work hard to make a name for ourselfs... and really - I'm not even a whore!
what ELSE sparked this hate?
- when I went to his page, not only did he have 21 forum posts, he also had ZERO deviations, ZERO favorites, and the only comments on his page that weren't hidden, were from himself... that's just annoying
- it's time for the sexeh parteh - why does that make me angry? it's fucking gay. it's like he's trying to act cool - but the guy needs a few fucking acting lessons!
- when I looked at his activity he had a few comments, when I looked at them, they were on his OWN work, which has been deleted? why was it deleted? my guess is being called out for copy write infingement.
- also - he went to a new girls page and said "welcome to dA, play nice or we'll kill you"... NO! you havn't even been here for 3 months you do NOT gain that privledge to say stuff like that to nOObs until after AT LEAST a year of being KNOWN. not existing... with at least a few people KNOWING you! and second of all - nobody says that to a new person. EVER. I don't care who you are. That was like showing up randomly on my page and introducing yourself as a 'forum whore' to more than just me that know you are NOT a forum whore. *I did fix his, play nice or we'll kill you with telling the girl that we're really conspiring to kill him*
- he watches ONE person - but has zero favorites, zero comments... wtf?! how does that make any sense. personally, I hate people that watch like that... watching but not really existing - it's retarded.
- making fun of me for being banned... NO - you CANNOT mock me for being banned when you are NOBODY. everybody else actually knew me, you on the other hand just appeared over night. you CANNOT make fun of regulars without being a regular!
- when I made a thread about who everyone thought was most likely to be banned - all he said was 'me' as in himself! that's gay! I hate it... it was so frustrating and stupid I just wanted to punch him!
- finally - he reminds me of Eurkle... except different. Short, skinny, greasy gross hair, pimples and blemishes all over, glasses on a thing that will hold them around your neck, tucked in shirt, tight pants, long socks that go to about your mid calf... and just smells plain funny - then tries to act cool. I HATE PEOPLE WHO TRY ACTING COOL. EITHER YOU ARE OR YOU AREN'T. being uncool is a lot cooler than trying to act cool!!!
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
rawr blog.
so - with the pressure of surrounding assholes *a.k.a. my friends*, I have created a 'blog'... what am I going to do with this 'blog'? I have no fucking clue... however right now, I'm going to bitch (this is common, don't worry)
I fucking HATE the word 'blog'. Whoever created such word, is also on my hate list! what the fuck is a 'blog'. It's a retarded word that means... what? I have no fucking clue. It's fucking dumb though. I have no clue how someone came up with the word 'blog'... but I seriously hate them and think their retarded. < /rant> (that was short!)
I fucking HATE the word 'blog'. Whoever created such word, is also on my hate list! what the fuck is a 'blog'. It's a retarded word that means... what? I have no fucking clue. It's fucking dumb though. I have no clue how someone came up with the word 'blog'... but I seriously hate them and think their retarded. < /rant> (that was short!)
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