~tori~

collective soul

2008-04-07T20:43:00.000-07:00

was awesome.

new band: green river ordinance

is amazing.

you must see.

GRO

fabulous.

and sexy.

photos

2008-01-22T22:49:00.000-08:00

medication side effects

2008-01-22T21:18:00.000-08:00

So - I've been reading about prescription drugs and their side effects... some of these must make me go WTF?!... here are a few which I would rather have the disease than the cure!

Let's start with

Alli -

Based on information submitted to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) in order for Alli to be approved, the following side effects were commonly reported in clinical studies:

Abdominal pain (stomach pain) -- in up to 20.1 percent of people
Fecal urgency (an urgent but controlled need to have a bowel movement) -- up to 18.8 percent
Gas -- up to 18.6 percent
Oily spotting (uncontrolled anal oil seepage) -- up to 17.7 percent
Gas with a small amount of oil or stool -- up to 17.2 percent
Fatty or oily stool -- up to 17.2 percent
Diarrhea -- up to 11.9 percent
Oily evacuation (bowel movements of just oil, without stool) -- up to 11.6 percent
Sinus infection -- up to 10.6 percent
Soft stool -- up to 10.1 percent. http://weight-loss.emedtv.com/alli/alli-side-effects.html

let me think... be fat? anal seepage? exercise? poo of oil? eating healthy?... oh the decisions I face in life!

miraprex -
There have been reports of patients taking certain medications to treat Parkinson’s disease or RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome), including MIRAPEX, that have reported problems with gambling, compulsive eating, and increased sex drive. It is not possible to reliably estimate how often these behaviors occur to determine which factors may contribute to them. If you or your family members notice that you are developing unusual behaviors, talk to your doctor.

Some of the 1,800 men studied by the researchers have reported gambling losses greater than $60,000. For most patients, the gambling behavior got better after their drugs were changed.
http://www.schmidtandclark.com/Mirapex/

let us think again... twitchy legs? $50,000+ in debt? ants in my pants? getting AIDS from a hooker?... pharmaceuticals just don't make things easy these days!

bored...

2008-01-19T01:23:00.000-08:00

Whats your middle name?:	margaret
How big is your bed?:	queen
What are you listening to right now?:	leader of men - nickleback
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?:	4063
What was the last thing you ate?:	s.getti
Last person you hugged?:	adam
How is the weather right now?:	snowy
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?:	shuki
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex?:	teeth
Favorite type of Food. :	delicious
Do you want children?:	I have them
Do you drink?:	yes
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?:	maybe :paranoid:
Hair color?:	strawberry blond
Eye colour?:	blue
Do you wear contacts/glasses?:	sometimes
Favorite holiday?:	4th of july
Favorite Season?:	autumn
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?:	yes
Last Movie you Watched?:	mickey D:
What books are you reading?:	blood money
Piercings?:	yes
Favorite Movie?:	v for vendetta
Favorite college football Team?:	ohio state
What were you doing before filling this out?:	wondering what I could do to waste time
Any pets?:	yes
Dogs or cats?:	both
Favorite Flower?:	roses and lillies
Have you ever loved someone?:	yup
Who would you like to see right now?:	hollykins
Have you ever fired a gun?:	that I have
Do you like to travel by plane?:	:shrug:
Right-handed or Left-handed?:	both
If you could go to any place right now where would you go?:	cali. warm with snow
Are you missing someone?:	yup
Do you have a tattoo?:	yes
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?:	yeah
Are you hiding something from someone?:	probably
ARE YOU 18?:	yup
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?:	Chase and Trystan
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?:	nope
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING?:	fuck.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?:	bottle of water
GRILLED OR FRIED?:	what\'s cooking?
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?:	everything
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?:	yes
FAVORITE HANGOUT?:	:shrug:
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?:	family, friends, money
FAVORITE SONG?:	99 red balloons - the german version is pretty nifty
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?:	eggplants
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?:	depends
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?:	tori
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME?:	roland
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME?:	marie
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING?:	an undamaged cruise ship
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?:	LOL. the one where the guy is singing in his car, and the animals fall in, then the wolf eats the bird and he\'s like \'dude, wtf?\' and he spits the bird out and starts singing... OR when the guy sends change through the bank drive through
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER?:	alltel
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?:	people
Whats your favorite color?:	I\'m a very colorful person
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU?:	my spleen
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?:	a firefighter
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11?:	sleep?
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt?:	red
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?:	lots of things
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love is patient...

2008-01-19T00:50:00.000-08:00

I don't care what religion you are, or if you even have one. This applies to every person who's ever loved past, present or future... This is what love is all about. ACCEPTANCE if you are unable to accept something about someone, and are expecting them to just "grow out of it" or "quit for you", you are sadly mistaken and need to get a grasp on reality that no matter how sexy, awesome or whatever you are... NOBODY will ever be EXACTLY what you want. EVER. There will always be something that bothers you, let it be everyday or once a year.... there will ALWAYS be something. And if you can't accept that person's flaws, seriously, you are NOT meant to be together. You can't expect someone to change for you. You can change for them, if you so choose, but you cannot expect them to just change who/what they are to be with you. Love isn't about changing each other, it's about accepting and loving each other. Acknowledging flaws and taking the good with the bad. Haven't you ever heard wedding vows?! "for better or worse" <- it's not just a fancy thing for saying, hey, it's all good, but in case I decide to be a douche, I want to know you still love me. C'mon people, reality is a nice reference point for love. There will we be better and there will be worse. If you can't take the worst, you can't have that ring! or the honey moon.

my baby.

2008-01-10T00:58:00.000-08:00

I am hoping to start working on my car soon-ish... the only thing stopping me is $money$. So here is a brief list of things I need/want to do... seal the doors, rip out the carpet, re-do the seats, swap the transmission, put a porche 911 engine in. change the gas tank, modernize the dashboard with the old school circle gages, fix the headlights, fix the glass for the windows, put a scoop on back *kind of like the one shown here*, fix side windows, sandblast frame, fix left headlight, redo the electrical, paint the car *probably about that color and probably no stripes, and finally... put in a cup holder

then! when all is said and done, and she's ready to go... I gotta name my new baby!

tear drops on my guitar

2008-01-06T15:45:00.000-08:00

gotta love the feeling c:<

emo bitch.1

2008-01-04T12:35:00.000-08:00

I'm depressed as fuck, and ready to kill

I hereby declare I, Tori (secret), opt to no longer love another person, but rather be a selfish, lothing, bitter old whore who had 50 cats instead of a husband and grandkids that call me dragon lady

_{I have also labled this post, emo.1, because I'm sure more emo will come D:}

!RockstarVanity

2008-01-02T16:51:00.000-08:00

my one true love who never failed to impress me is gone :(. and I am sad. :
Okay - so maybe I'm a slut, and have the tendancy to love everybody - however, I really did like her a lot and she had some pretty fabulous art. I liked that it was simple and her rambling in the artists comments made me feel happy to know I wasn't the only one that did that =)
Anyhow - if anybody knows why she's gone, this is cricual information that I must know. maybe just because I have the problem of being super nosey and needing to know aboslutly everything... even when I know I really don't or I simply don't care... anyhow... I wrote a poem for her.

R is for really awesome
O is for overly helpful
C is for cookie loving mofo
K is for a kick ass artist
S is for slut penguin loved
T is for tori margaret approved
A is for already missed
R is for really, really special

V is for very sexy
A is for amazing in bed
N is for not on dA with me
I is for in my head
T is for totally hard to write for
Y is for yes, I randomly made things up

James Marsters

2007-12-31T10:26:00.000-08:00

oh my love!

2007-12-27T18:08:00.001-08:00

are you stuck on what to get me for either Christmas or my birthday - well here is a perfect picture of what I would rather enjoy more than anything you could possibly give me. *yes, this out does your cookies grandma*. This my friends, is a beautiful, graceful, absolutly perfect 1969 camaro SS, in aboslute amazing condition. I'm not even a red person, but look how freakin' sexy this is?! Who wouldn't want to do it over the hood of this car?! _{I know this post is a few days late... I'm sorry, I forgot to hit post and it was in my drafts :( stupid slut!}

popstar

2007-12-27T17:44:00.001-08:00

:lmao: I love this video!

dirty little secret

2007-12-26T23:32:00.001-08:00

everybody lies... everybody has secrets.

buckcherry - sorry

2007-12-25T17:52:00.000-08:00

dancin' with colin

2007-12-24T17:33:00.000-08:00

Colin Farrel is super sexy, so I decided to dance with him :faint: check it out here.

dancing Santa

2007-12-24T11:31:00.001-08:00

Get your own at Gizmoz.com

the 'slut penguin'

2007-12-24T10:37:00.000-08:00

4 oz. mango parrot bay
1 oz. vodka
2 oz. pinapple juice
blended throughly with ice

top off with whipped cream, slice of lime, and 2 cherries.
*is to be served in a daiquiri glass, with an umbrella*

_{please remember to play save... always designate a driver and drink in moderation}

'it's a bug'

2007-12-24T01:49:00.000-08:00

Ughhhh… I don’t fucking feel well :(…
My head, stomach, sinuses, and body hurt.
I’m freezing, but sweating with a fever averaging 101.
and I’m starving, but feel so fucking nauseous that I can’t eat… and it’s all really starting to annoy me. Everybody’s had this ‘bug’, theirs lasted 24 hours, mine’s still going. They didn’t have a cough or sinuses or a head ache… I do. I fucking hate my immune system!

I’m whiney, needy, clingy, and dramatic when I’m sick, and I’m actually starting to annoy myself. My eyes won’t stay open for more that about 2 minutes, and my legs feel like they’re being crushed. If I lay on my back, I stop breathing; literally, because it feels like my chest is being crushed in by 10 thousand fucking cars, all condensed into one giant block! And to top it off I’m PMSing like a son of a bitch!

So, I’ve decided to make two lists. One of what you can, and are encouraged to do, and one of which you are discouraged from doing, and will probably be killed for doing. Along with a bit of a rant about when doctors say ‘it’s a bug’ or ‘give it time’ and what not.

LISTS
GOOD
~ sending Tori a box of delicious MILK chocolates for when she gets better. *remember, I’m allergic so make it small amounts :D*
~ send me some beautiful, FRESH roses. *either in a nice, plastic wrap or a funky vase ;)*
~ bring me some freaking yummy home made chicken noodle soup. *little or no pepper… and a bay leaf for flavoring please :)* with crackers please.
~ get me some yummy popsicles *grape and cherry are my favorite… and no sugar free shit, those taste funky*
~ get me a get well card or something simple just to make me smile :) *what can I say, my face hurts from not smiling*
~ a sweet little get well message ;) *hint, hint* :P
~ anything else you THINK I’ll like…

BAD
+ don’t say stupid things, ignorant things, arrogant things, or just plain rude things.
+ don’t call me names, make fun of me for being stupid, or act like an ass because you find my misery fucking hilarious.
+ don’t expect me to have a witty answer, a smart answer or an answer in general
+ don’t cause my eyes to bleed because I read your stupidity, that annoys me when I’m not sick.
+ ignore the fact I’m whiney, clingy, needy and what not, and just make me feel better.
+ DON’T tell me that I’m whiney, clingy or needy – that’ll just make Tori angry
+ also, don’t say anything negative or even positive about me talking in the third person, it annoys me already, pointing it out will just make me aggressive.
+ ignore me if I’m being a bitch, I’m not doing it on purpose

… but most of all, just love me!...
I will apologize for something, be convinced I’m dying, and insist you listen to my last words to you… just accept it, don’t go on and on about how I’m not going to die… I’m stupid when I’m sick and over emotional.

<~RANT~>
Okay – so when I go to the doctor, I want an answer to why I’m sick… normal right? Well, telling me ‘it’s a bug’, even just mentioning the word BUG is an annoyance enough, but when you can’t give me an answer to what it is. When you tell me, it’ll go away on it’s own… THAT pisses me off. And not so much when you’re telling me as me, but when you’re telling me as a PARENT. I want answers. My babies are sick, and you’re talking about fucking bugs. What kind of bug? Ant, cockroach, mosquito? What the fuck is it.

You went to school for how many? Eight years? And you can’t give me an answer. Common symptoms do NOT help, and telling me it usually goes away after so long doesn’t make me feel better. I want results, not stupid answers I could’ve come up with by myself at home! You’re a fucking doctor, it’s your job to help me, not give me some answer because you simply don’t know.

I’d rather hear you don’t know what’s wrong than for you to give me an answer that I get every time I’m sick. Last time I ended up hospitalized with phnemonia you told ME that. My son ended up hospitalized for his lungs not functioning properly… YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A BUG!

And I swear, any doctor ever tells me ‘…you know…’ again, I swear to Jahova, I’m going to go postal. I’m not even joking. NO, I don’t fucking know, educate me! You’re the one that went to school to be able to take care of this issue!!! You bastard!
< / RANT >

_{~+~keep in mind, that I am sick, so if this is distorted and doesn’t make sense, it’s not my fault… blame the fever!~+~}

baby fat

2007-12-21T16:15:00.000-08:00

I've come to the rationalization that I absolutely hate... let me rephrase that... LOATHE people who say they're working on losing their "baby fat". It's not all people, just certain ones. Like, the ones that are...

2x the size they were when they are ACTUALLY pregnant!
when their "baby" is 9 fucking years old
when they eat a minimum of 2 big macs a day
when you say gym, they respond with "ew."
the work-out videos they bought while pregnant and intended to use are still wrapped... 9 months after birth
when they say they get 'exhausted' by having to move back and forth to change the channel on their t.v. because the batteries died.

why do I ~~hate~~ loathe these people? because they refuse to give in and admit they're simply fat. There's nothing wrong with being fat... there's easily 1 in 3 Americans that are obese with you... you're normal. BE HAPPY! They have no intention of exercising, they have no intention of truly dieting... they say it so they don't look like a complete fat ass!

While, I, just 5 months after given birth, have given in and accepted I am fat because these people are still "working on losing their baby fat" 25 years after the birth of their LAST child!

so - I have made this an unwritten rule... if your "baby" is past 12 months, you DO NOT have "baby fat" you're simply FAT. ***however - remember, you are still able to lose your 'fat'... you're just not losing 'baby fat' anymore ;)***

7 deadly sins

2007-12-20T20:35:00.001-08:00

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?	adam
What is your weapon of choice?	9 mm hand gun
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?	you bet
How about the same sex?	if she hit me first
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?	adam
What is your pet peeve?	stupidity
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?	depends
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?	clean
What is the latest you've ever woken up?	5 pm
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?	Kayla
What is the last lame excuse that you made?	my lupus is killing me
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?	when I can't sleep
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?	I didn't... usually about 5 times though
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?	uh... water?
Are you a meat eater?	yeah
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?	a lot
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?	yes
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?	sometimes
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?	none of the above.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?	uhm. no
Greed
How many credit cards do you own?	4
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?	pay off my studen loans, buy a house, buy a new car.... then I'd be out of money :(
Would you rather be rich or famous?	anonymously rich.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?	no
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?	kids
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?	kids
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?	owning my own business
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?	sometimes
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?	yes
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?	no
What did you do today that you're proud of?	nothing
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?	I don't know
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?	why is being a stripper excluded? and I don't know
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?	yes
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?	chest/stomach
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?	yes
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?	no
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?	nothing
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?	nobody
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?	me
Have you ever been cheated on?	yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?	yup
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?	nothing
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often?	lust and wrath
Do you do the least often?	envy
Is your favorite to act on?	lust
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75 random questions

2007-12-20T20:19:00.000-08:00

Do you have any pets?
yes

What color shirt are you wearing?
green

Name three things that are physically close to you:
laptop, mouse, pen

What is the last book you read?
blood money

Are you or were you a good student?
kind of

What's your favorite sport?
boxing

Do you enjoy sleeping late?
who doesn't?

What's the weather like right now?
cold

Who tells the best jokes?
hmm... nate

What was the last thing you dreamed about?
owning my own business

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
yes. wasn't my fault

Do you believe in karma?
yes

Do you believe in luck?
kind of

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
sunny side up

Do you collect anything? If so, what?
not telling

Are you proud of yourself?
sometimes

Are you reliable?
yes... unless you want me to be on time

Have you ever given money to a bum?
yes

What's your favorite food?
fried rice

Have you ever had a secret admirer?
i guess... he was creepy and not very secrative

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
no

Do like to draw?
I don't

What's your favorite invention?
uh... indoor toilets

Is your room messy?
kind of

What do you like better: oranges or apples?
depends

Do you give in easily?
no. I'm a stubborn bitch.

Are you a good guesser?
no

Can you read other people's expressions?
yes

Are you a bully?
probably

Do you have a job?
yes

What time did you wake up this morning?
like... 2 pm

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
cereal

When was the last time you showered?
last night

What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
working

What's your favorite day of the week and why?
sunday - I get paid and the next 4 days I have off

Do you have any nicknames?
sure

Have you ever been scuba diving?
in my bathtub

What's your least favorite color?
uhm... not sure

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
no

Would you ever go skydiving?
yes

What toothpaste do you use?
crest

Do you enjoy challenges?
yes

What's the worst injury you have had?
broken ribs

What's the last movie you saw?
dodgeball

What do you want to know about the future?
how it's going to work out

What does your last text message say?
I don't text.

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Cari

What's your favorite school subject?
history

What's your least favorite school subject?
math

Would you rather have money or love?
love

What is your dream vacation?
traveling the world

What is your favorite animal?
uhm. wolves are pretty snazzy

Do you miss anyone right now?
yes

What's the last sporting event you watched?
football

Do you need to do laundry?
yes

Do you listen to the radio?
sometimes

Where were you when 9/11 happened?
school

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
get pissed

Have you ever caught a butterfly?
no... if you touch their wings they can't fly

What color are your bed sheets?
blue

What's your ringtone?
I don't know

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
hugh laurie count?

Do you have any obsessions right now?
sharpies like always

Do you like things that glow in the dark?
yes

What's your favorite fruity scent?
green apple

Do you watch cartoons?
I'm a parent. duh

Have you ever sat on a roof?
yes

Have you ever been to a different country?
yes

Name three things in the world you dislike:
people, photosythesis and arrogant assholes

Name three people in the world you dislike:
no.

Has a rumor even been spread about you?
yes

Do you like sushi?
yup

Do you believe in magic?
kind of

Do you hold grudges?
sometimes.

fucking hell.

2007-12-20T20:03:00.000-08:00

Basics:
Name:	tori
Date of Birth:	may 3, 1989
Birthplace:	cheboygan
Current Location:	mackinaw city
Eye Color:	blue
Hair Color:	strawberry blond
Height:	5'6''
Heritage:	irish, english, german, hungarian
Piercings:	yes
Tattoos:	yes
Favourite:
Band/Singer:	chad kroger
Song:	animals
Movie:
Disney Movie:	beauty and the beast
TV show:	house m.d.
Color:	blue
Food:	fried rice
Pizza topping:	pepperoni and mushroom
Ice-Cream Flavor:	cake batter
Drink (alcoholic):	smirnoff ice
Soda:	dr. pepper
Store:	hmm... online
Clothing Brand:	comfy
Shoe Brand:	k*swiss
Season:	autumn
Month:	september
Holiday/Festival:	4th of july/independance day
Flower:	roses or lillies
Make-Up Item:	lipgloss - chap stick - lipstick
Board game:	none.
This or That
Sunny or rainy:	both
Chocolate or vanilla:	neither
Fruit or veggie:	depends
Night or day:	depends
Sour or sweet:	both
Love or money:	love
Phone or in person:	in person... unless I don't like them
Looks or personality:	personality
Coffee or tea:	tea
Hot or cold:	comfortable
Your:
Goal for this year:	get a life plan
Most missed memory:	innocence
Best physical feature:	eyes
First thought waking up:	fucking hell
Hypothetical personality disorder:	:O what?
Preferred type of plastic surgery:	boobs
Sesame street alter ego:	cookie monster
Fairytale alter ego:	what the fuck?
Most stupid remark:	I have balls to dick.
Worst crime:	being a slut
Greatest ambition:	like... what motivates me? or best thing I've tried doing?
Greatest fear:	eggplant
Darkest secret:	I don't have one
Favorite subject:	history
Strangest received gift:	don't ask
Worst habit:	hating
Do You:
Smoke:	sometimes
Drink:	sometimes
Curse:	fuck no
Shower daily:	yes
Like thunderstorms:	sometimes
Dance in the rain:	sometimes
Sing:	sometimes
Play an instrument:	yes
Get along with your parents:	usually
Wish on stars:	meh
Believe in fate:	kind of - but I believe it's changable
Believe in love at first sight:	yes... there's a word for that... LUST
Can You:
Drive:	yes
Sew:	yes
Cook:	no
Speak another language:	somewhat
Dance:	no
Sing:	kind of
Touch your nose with your tongue:	no. is it bad that I just tried?
Whistle:	not really
Curl your tongue:	yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:	yes
Been Stoned/High:	not really
Eaten Sushi:	yes
Been in Love:	yup
Skipped school:	yea
Made prank calls:	when I was like... 11
Sent someone a love letter:	I wrote it... does that count?
Stolen something:	not that I recall
Cried yourself to sleep:	yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?	stupidity
Are you right or left handed?	both
What is your bedtime?	when I fall asleep
Name three things you can't live without:	air, food, water
What is the color of your room?	white
Do you have any siblings?	yes
Do you have any pets?	yes
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?	I'd kill someone I hate if I was promised not to go to prison
What is you middle name?	margaret
What are you nicknames?	sure
Are you for or against gay marriage?	no
What are your thoughts on abortion?	you don't have a baby
Do you have a crush on anyone?	no
Are you afraid of the dark?	sometimes
How do you want to die?	old and painlessly
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?	a lot
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?	probably
What is the last law you’ve broken?	underage drinking
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color:	blond or black
Eye color:	blue
Height	5'10'' - 6'
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!theultimatepie

2007-12-20T13:47:00.000-08:00

I have never in my life hated someone like I do now. On deviantART I hate this "guy" that goes by ~theultimatepie. now for the story..

what sparked this hate?
He left a comment on my page saying "nice to meet you fellow forum whore"okay - that's all fine and dandy and what not - but when I went to his page, his number of forum posts was 21. How is that whoring?! That's whoring if it took place is 5 minutes, MAYBE 10... but no, he's been a deviant since October 5, 2007, and now he's calling himself a forum whore. we whores work hard to make a name for ourselfs... and really - I'm not even a whore!

what ELSE sparked this hate?

when I went to his page, not only did he have 21 forum posts, he also had ZERO deviations, ZERO favorites, and the only comments on his page that weren't hidden, were from himself... that's just annoying
it's time for the sexeh parteh - why does that make me angry? it's fucking gay. it's like he's trying to act cool - but the guy needs a few fucking acting lessons!
when I looked at his activity he had a few comments, when I looked at them, they were on his OWN work, which has been deleted? why was it deleted? my guess is being called out for copy write infingement.
also - he went to a new girls page and said "welcome to dA, play nice or we'll kill you"... NO! you havn't even been here for 3 months you do NOT gain that privledge to say stuff like that to nOObs until after AT LEAST a year of being KNOWN. not existing... with at least a few people KNOWING you! and second of all - nobody says that to a new person. EVER. I don't care who you are. That was like showing up randomly on my page and introducing yourself as a 'forum whore' to more than just me that know you are NOT a forum whore. *I did fix his, play nice or we'll kill you with telling the girl that we're really conspiring to kill him*
he watches ONE person - but has zero favorites, zero comments... wtf?! how does that make any sense. personally, I hate people that watch like that... watching but not really existing - it's retarded.
making fun of me for being banned... NO - you CANNOT mock me for being banned when you are NOBODY. everybody else actually knew me, you on the other hand just appeared over night. you CANNOT make fun of regulars without being a regular!
when I made a thread about who everyone thought was most likely to be banned - all he said was 'me' as in himself! that's gay! I hate it... it was so frustrating and stupid I just wanted to punch him!
finally - he reminds me of Eurkle... except different. Short, skinny, greasy gross hair, pimples and blemishes all over, glasses on a thing that will hold them around your neck, tucked in shirt, tight pants, long socks that go to about your mid calf... and just smells plain funny - then tries to act cool. I HATE PEOPLE WHO TRY ACTING COOL. EITHER YOU ARE OR YOU AREN'T. being uncool is a lot cooler than trying to act cool!!!

rawr blog.

2007-12-19T11:49:00.000-08:00

so - with the pressure of surrounding assholes *a.k.a. my friends*, I have created a 'blog'... what am I going to do with this 'blog'? I have no fucking clue... however right now, I'm going to bitch (this is common, don't worry)

I fucking HATE the word 'blog'. Whoever created such word, is also on my hate list! what the fuck is a 'blog'. It's a retarded word that means... what? I have no fucking clue. It's fucking dumb though. I have no clue how someone came up with the word 'blog'... but I seriously hate them and think their retarded. < /rant> (that was short!)