!theultimatepie

I have never in my life hated someone like I do now. On deviantART I hate this "guy" that goes by ~theultimatepie. now for the story..

what sparked this hate?
He left a comment on my page saying "nice to meet you fellow forum whore"okay - that's all fine and dandy and what not - but when I went to his page, his number of forum posts was 21. How is that whoring?! That's whoring if it took place is 5 minutes, MAYBE 10... but no, he's been a deviant since October 5, 2007, and now he's calling himself a forum whore. we whores work hard to make a name for ourselfs... and really - I'm not even a whore!

what ELSE sparked this hate?

• when I went to his page, not only did he have 21 forum posts, he also had ZERO deviations, ZERO favorites, and the only comments on his page that weren't hidden, were from himself... that's just annoying
• it's time for the sexeh parteh - why does that make me angry? it's fucking gay. it's like he's trying to act cool - but the guy needs a few fucking acting lessons!
• when I looked at his activity he had a few comments, when I looked at them, they were on his OWN work, which has been deleted? why was it deleted? my guess is being called out for copy write infingement.
• also - he went to a new girls page and said "welcome to dA, play nice or we'll kill you"... NO! you havn't even been here for 3 months you do NOT gain that privledge to say stuff like that to nOObs until after AT LEAST a year of being KNOWN. not existing... with at least a few people KNOWING you! and second of all - nobody says that to a new person. EVER. I don't care who you are. That was like showing up randomly on my page and introducing yourself as a 'forum whore' to more than just me that know you are NOT a forum whore. *I did fix his, play nice or we'll kill you with telling the girl that we're really conspiring to kill him*
• he watches ONE person - but has zero favorites, zero comments... wtf?! how does that make any sense. personally, I hate people that watch like that... watching but not really existing - it's retarded.
• making fun of me for being banned... NO - you CANNOT mock me for being banned when you are NOBODY. everybody else actually knew me, you on the other hand just appeared over night. you CANNOT make fun of regulars without being a regular!
• when I made a thread about who everyone thought was most likely to be banned - all he said was 'me' as in himself! that's gay! I hate it... it was so frustrating and stupid I just wanted to punch him!
• finally - he reminds me of Eurkle... except different. Short, skinny, greasy gross hair, pimples and blemishes all over, glasses on a thing that will hold them around your neck, tucked in shirt, tight pants, long socks that go to about your mid calf... and just smells plain funny - then tries to act cool. I HATE PEOPLE WHO TRY ACTING COOL. EITHER YOU ARE OR YOU AREN'T. being uncool is a lot cooler than trying to act cool!!!