Friday, December 21, 2007

baby fat

I've come to the rationalization that I absolutely hate... let me rephrase that... LOATHE people who say they're working on losing their "baby fat". It's not all people, just certain ones. Like, the ones that are...
  • 2x the size they were when they are ACTUALLY pregnant!
  • when their "baby" is 9 fucking years old
  • when they eat a minimum of 2 big macs a day
  • when you say gym, they respond with "ew."
  • the work-out videos they bought while pregnant and intended to use are still wrapped... 9 months after birth
  • when they say they get 'exhausted' by having to move back and forth to change the channel on their t.v. because the batteries died.
why do I hate loathe these people? because they refuse to give in and admit they're simply fat. There's nothing wrong with being fat... there's easily 1 in 3 Americans that are obese with you... you're normal. BE HAPPY! They have no intention of exercising, they have no intention of truly dieting... they say it so they don't look like a complete fat ass!

While, I, just 5 months after given birth, have given in and accepted I am fat because these people are still "working on losing their baby fat" 25 years after the birth of their LAST child!

so - I have made this an unwritten rule... if your "baby" is past 12 months, you DO NOT have "baby fat" you're simply FAT. ***however - remember, you are still able to lose your 'fat'... you're just not losing 'baby fat' anymore ;)***

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good post! I like the point you make. =littleblackduck

Anonymous said...

Oh good god how i agree with you! These people annoy me so much!